'Nutscapes' Are The NSFW Selfie Craze That's Sweeping The Internet
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The humble selfie has come a long way in the last decade. Prior to the advent of camera phones that gave users the ability to snap themselves with ease, narcissists had to hold an actual camera (remember them?) at arms length, and hope that they were in frame.
Fast forward to 2015, and while we may not have hoverboards, we do have the humble selfie.
But, a new craze is sweeping the globe. Introducing the nutscape.
Men (and, we suppose, women who own a pair of testicles) have taken to finding breathtaking locations while out adventuring, and taking a snap of the amazing vista, but not without including their scrotum in shot.
There's even a website, nutscape.com dedicated to the questionable art of tea-bagging the landscape. helpfully, it even includes a best-practice guide, should you or a loved one want to risk an instagram ban yourself.
The four-step guide urges you to:
1. Find yourself somewhere awesome.
2. Turn your back to the awesome scene.
3. Drop your pants.
4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape back through your legs.
Presumable, they missed point five, suggesting you question why life has taken you down this particular path.
You know, a long time ago, our ancestors harnessed fire. We worked out flight. We put a man on the moon. Hell, we invented pizza. And now? Now we've worked out how to include our testicles in photos of landscapes. Fine work, gentlemen. Fine, fine work.