It says a lot about this tat that the most normal thing in it is the surfing goat playing a double-necked guitar. A weed leaf? On a crucifix? With Happy Birthday written over it? WTF doesn’t even come close…
Are you (or anyone you know) guilty of any of these deadly sins?
How rad is this little dude?
The Jeremy Flores 'incident' has seen him banned from the pro tour
This is funny as!
Are you a newbie buying a second hand board for the first time? We've got some handy advice for you...
Get your hands on two tickets to the biggest surf festival of the summer
From vomiting between waves to spending 50 million on drugs and women, these stories are incredible...
We've never seen anything like it!
A potted history of why the surf industry went from making tough pube-waxers in the '70s to the quick-drying marvels of today
Just look at the size of that beast!
All deserve way more applause than they get
The Body Issue 2014 continues!
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