Now, at this juncture, we have to say, the security woman – let’s call her Melania – Melania is only doing her job. While a little OTT, she’s there to ensure that nobody snaps a bone and winds up taking the school to court (although if you can find me a BMXer with enough money for private legal representation, I’ll give you the moon on a stick).

Even so, she does her best to shut the spot down, even calling for her back-up to get on the blower to the local police to come and stop these young men from not hurting anybody. But Justin Gautreau had come too far to be stopped by a cougar in a polo shirt and golf buggy.

After she refused to move her clown car, the fella decided he was going to give it one last crack, whether she was there or not. The rest? Well, it’s just kind of perfect, isn’t it.