A couple of months ago we brought you news that a geared out mountain-come-motocross bike had been made in preparation for the zombie apocalypse.

Now, in case you don’t want to rely on a fuel-powered ride to save your life, insurance firm ETA have created a ‘zombie proof bicycle’ – and it’s got a chainsaw and a flamethrower attached to the front.

What’s arguably best of all about this bike though is that all of the functions actually work. There’s no room for faulty parts or weapons added for visual effect when the zombies come running.

Yup, not only can you toast the undead and chop off their heads, you can also blind them with smoke then axe them to pieces. Then you can just peddle away like nothing ever happened. Happy days.

Of course, this doesn’t quite have the crossbows, harpoons, tomahawks or saws featured on the motocross-mountain bike pictured below.

No, no, no. It’s not quite as vicious as that monster, but when whoever is cruising around on that ride runs out of gas, you know you won’t be the one getting your flesh eaten by zombies.

We think the best option is to keep both rides in your garage, use the moto monster for as long as you can, then switch to pedal power when the dark days of oil shortages finally arrive.

And’s there’s no need to thank us for keeping you alive. Your good friend Mpora is always here to help.

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