One of those intellectual thinking sort of people, such as Sigmund Freud, Friedrich Nietzscher, or the former drummer from Bloc Party once suggested that people who do Jackass style stunts actually wish they were good enough to be genuine athletes.

However, their sporting failure, combined with a desire to still be good at something led to the kind of thing where people stick fireworks in their arse, or smack themselves in the head with a cactus.

Now, we don’t really agree with that theory, but mention it as context to ponder the question; how many activities must a person really suck at before one resorts to the pursuit of being the best at being smacked in the balls in increasingly novel ways.

It goes without saying, don’t try this at home. Don’t try this anywhere. It’s going to really, really hurt.

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