These San Diegans took it upon themselves to rewrite the English language and add a flamboyant edge to this episode of Call The Shots, tweaking the crap out of every rail and ledge they hit. Freestyle Dad even makes a tie-dyed cameo!

Don't know about you, but we'll definitely be trying to tug on Steven Seagal's Pony Tail over the Jersey Shore next time you hit the park.

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