Snow Puns So bad you'll want to melt and evaporate into thin air

Yep. we’ve all come across them at some point in our lives. Those times when we hear puns that are so terrible unfunny you can’t help but actually, well, find them funny. We’ve put together a list of bad snow puns you can tell your mates, and then glance at one another in awkward silence.

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1) “Doctor, Doctor, I slipped on my way to the chairlift" / Doctor: “Icy"

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"Haha! Great ski and snowboard pun"

2) The freeski competition started well, but it was all downhill from there

Swatch Skiers Cup 2015 - www.swatchskierscup.com

From The Swatch Skiers Cup 2015

3) I am getting snow board of all these skiers

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"There's snow pun better than a... snow pun"

4) Susan really après-ciated a nice cold beer after a long day on the slopes

Apres Beers - terrible snow puns

Après ski beers... the perfect accompaniment to puns 

5) “You kicked snow in a reindeer’s face? How Rudolf you."

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"Stop it with these snow puns. You're killing me" 

6) There is snow possible way these puns can get worse

Telling a bad snow pun is one quick way to empty the slopes

7) A snowboarder flew off a jump and got stuck in the scenery. He was trying a frontside tree

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"I'm a man in a yellow polo shirt, and I endorse these snow puns"

8) We went to France to learn how to ski, but for some reason they wouldn’t Alp us

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The hills are alive... with the sound of snow puns 

9) “I'm so angry at you for forcing me to ski across this frozen lake. We’re on thin ice."

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"These snow puns are really n-ice"

10) Oswald keeps sticking backflips every 5 seconds. He’s just snowboating now

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Well, these puns are flippin' brilliant

11) There was basically no snow on any of the runs this morning. I was SO piste off

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"I can't stop laughing about these snow puns and now my mouth is stuck"

12) Eugene keeps an animal in his ski trousers - it’s his salo-pet.*

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"Good one, dude. Very funny"

*Not intended in a sexual way. Get your head out the gutter.

13) Mary is dressing up as the Twitter logo to go skiing today. It’s bluebird.

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The birds of Twitter

14) Pete decided the chairlift queue was too big. He’s gondola top of the mountain

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When you're in the gondola, there's no escape from the puns

15) For the health and safety teams, with great powder comes great responsibility

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Skier: Todd Avison

16) Margaret was pretty hungover... until she reached the top of the ski run. It was just the lift she needed

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17) Linda cut a hole just above the arm of Derek’s ski jacket. She was giving him the cold shoulder

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*stifles laughter* 

18) I’m tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another discipline now

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Get them hooked on snow puns, from a young age 

19) There was a major dump right outside Carl’s window. Thankfully, it was soon cleaned up.

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20) Luke Skywalker showed up recently to drop some huge cliffs. He practises in a galaxy gnar, gnar away.

 

21) We need to prevent a massive snow landslide from hitting the mountain, but I’m too hungry just now. Let’s Avalanche first

Epic Avalanche Escape

22) Arnold was so powerful in the mogul industry, he really was a mogul

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A skier on the hill... 

23) Tis the Ski-son to be jolly, fa la la la la...

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"Just going to stare at the sun and listen to you reading out these snow puns again"

Got anymore terrible snow puns you want to share with the world? Let us know!

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