Watch: Beluga Whale Mocks Small Children, Becomes An Instant Internet Sensation
Won't somebody think of the children!
Kids. Nobody likes them. They haven't got any money, so can never get you good gifts, and they have little or nothing to add to conversations about weighty political subjects. In short, children are rubbish.
But that's not just our opinion. This Beluga Whale in an american aquarium agrees. Or he appears to, at least. After all, why else would he apparently get so much joy out of tormenting the little nippers who've gone to see him.
Beluga Whales 1-0 Children.