Picture the scene: you’re out on a boat with your buddies. The sun’s shining, everyone’s laughing and, all of a sudden, you see a moose swimming off the starboard bow. What do you do?

Maybe you get your camera phone out and make a video to share online. Lovely. Possibly you realise this is your new muse for your shitty high school poetry. Moving. However, what you don’t do, is strip to the waist, get the boat as close as you can, and jump on the moose’s back and ride it around the lake.

For the avoidance of any doubt, while we don’t know who this nameless Canadian dude is, in Mpora’s eyes at least, this act of utter wankiness certifies him as stupid.

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