1) You Played With Tech Decks
2) You Listened To The Offspring
3) You Played The Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Games
4) Your Sworn Enemy Were The “Binline” Skaters
5) You Owned A Chain Wallet
6) You Got Called A “Dirty Greebo” By This Lot
7) Your Clothes Were Seriously Baggy
8) Your Shoes Were Bigger Than Your House
9) You Had Top Banter With The Junk Food Guys
10) You Rolled Your Own
11) Your Portable Music Player Looked Like This
12) You Had Hair Like Kurt Cobain
13) You Were A Public Nuisance
14) You Had A Persecution Complex
15) You Were A Real Dick To Your Parents
16) You Weren’t That Good At Skateboarding
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