3) You spend your whole time imagining how sick the handrails would you see would be… if only there was some snow

6) …and you actually get excited by Daily Express stories about the ‘Worst Winter Ever’ (which is the only time it’s acceptable to share Daily Express stories)

7) You have a mental list of tunes that would be perfect for your video part… and an idea of which bits would go where

8) The two photos you never delete from your phone aren’t your other half or your dog… they’re your proudest moments

11) You can explain the difference between tartiflette, raclette and fondue…

12) …and you know your genepi from your schnapps

13) You wear jackets like this round the city…

16) …But you wince at the word “knuckle”

17) When you see a handrail, you can’t resist imaginary finger boarding…

18) …Usually accompanied by ‘rail noises’

20) Alaska means more to you than bears, guns and Sarah Palin…

21) …And you sigh wistfully every time you see a helicopter

22) You can always pick out the snowboarder in the crowd…

23) …and when you do, you give them a nod. Cos you know, they get it.

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