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27 Horribly NSFW Irvine Welsh Quotes That Every Adventurer Should Live By

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Scottish author Irvine Welsh doesn’t exactly hold back when it comes to language or subject-matter.

The ‘Trainspotting’ writer recently released latest novel ‘A Decent Ride’, telling the story of “top-shagger, drug-dealer, gonzo-porn-star and taxi driver Terry Lawson”, and while reading it, we couldn’t help but notice that a few of the hilariously obscene quotes could easily be turned into motivational posters for the outdoors adventurer.

‘A Decent Ride’ wasn’t the only one of his novels that this formula applied to, either…

1) Make Your Life As Complete & Enjoyable As Possible, (Trainspotting, 1993)

2) No Regrets, (Porno, 2002)

3) Choose Adventure! Not Heroin! (Trainspotting, 1993)

4) Live A Life That Makes You Proud, (Marabou Stork Nightmares, 1995)

5) Go Places That Make You Happy, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

6) There’s No Better Feeling Than That Of Adventure, (Trainspotting, 1993)

7) Plan Your Adventures Wisely (A Decent Ride, 2015)

8) Go Places Nobody Has Been Before, (Acid House, 1994)

9) Live Your Life Your Own Way, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

10) Let Risks Rule, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

11) Don’t Judge Yourself On Success Or Failure (Trainspotting, 1993)

12) Don’t Be Scared To Venture Alone (Trainspotting, 1993)

13) Errmm, Don’t Be Scared To Go Taps Aff? (A Decent Ride, 2015)

14) Accept The Truth, (Trainspotting, 1993)

15) Live In The Moment, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

16) Be True To Yourself (Porno, 2002)

17) See What Others Don’t (A Decent Ride, 2015)

18) Fuck Pandas, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

19) Don’t Let Your Work Rule Your Life, (Trainspotting, 1993)

20) Never Back Down, (Porno, 2002)

21) Don’t Fight Bears, (Trainspotting, 1993)

22) Find Your Partner And Explore The World, (Skagboys, 2012)

23) Follow The Fucked Up Feelings, (Acid House, 1994)

24) Don’t Live A Career-Driven Life, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

25) Get Angry, Follow The Anger, (Filth, 1998)

26) Go Hard Or Go Home, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

27) Never Ignore A Good View, (A Decent Ride, 2015)

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