1) When You Get To The Chairlift And Realise You’ve Left Your Ski-Pass Back At The Chalet

2) When The Colour Of Your Salopettes Matches The Colour Of Your Jacket

 

3) When The Ski Instructor Starts Teaching You Stuff You Already Know

 

4) When You Faceplant On Some Ice

 

5) When You See Into The Future, And Know The Line Will Play Out Just The Way You Want It To

6) When Some Dickhead On The Slope Starts Cramping Your Space

7) When You Look Back Up The Mountain After Pulling Some Outrageous Shit

8) When Someone Compliments Your Gnarly Skills, And You’re Secretly Pleased

9) When You Land A Big Jump, But Your Friend Lands An Even Bigger One Immediately Afterwards

10) When People Slag Off Your Alpine Hipster Beard And You Pretend Not To Care, Even Though You Do

11) When You Give Them The Cold Shoulder Because They’re Taking The Piss Out Of Your Hat

12) When You And A Friend Go Après-Skiing, And You Both Look Pimpin’ At The Bar

13) When The Beer Goggles Wear Off And You’re Confronted With A Horrible Reality

14) When You’re Trippin’ Balls Back At The Chalet, And Your Friend’s Face Looks Like An Apple

15) When The Ski Holiday Comes To An End, And You Have To Go Back To Your Normal Life

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