If you’re scared of getting bitten while you’re out for a swim, it’s probably time to look away now. What is thought to be the biggest great white shark ever seen has just been spotted off Guadalupe Island in Mexico.
The shark will, of course, be unable to hurt you should you live anywhere other than this specific part of the world, so that may be the best thing to tell yourself when you’re heading to sleep tonight.
Other suggestions include ‘evil sharks are all just the fictional brainchild of Steven Spielberg’, ‘the dolphins will save me’, and ‘it can’t get me on land unless it grows fully-functional feet.’
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