Sand and salt are all good, but they can seriously damage your surf kit
You got a purty mouth, but yellow teeth
Arrive at the shred un-murdered... and with some fascinating stories to tell!
Just something fun to think about next time you're standing in line to spunk 9 bucks on a bowl of purple lies
Cold water dildos and dildon'ts
Ride bikes eat lentils read the label and above all... wear a sheath