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20 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Camping

Let's just say it. Camping sucks

1) Camping is rubbish

2) I mean, why would you go and spend time in a field when you have a house?

 

3) Your mates won’t thank you for making them go…

4) Cause no one ever had a good night in a field

5) …Any then you’ll have to wake up in this kind of sh*thole

6) Yep. This girl definitely wishes she was back in her flat in Reading

7) When you go camping, there’s literally nothing to do during the day…

Female kayaking on Loch Earn Perthshire Scotland

8) There’s nothing to see at all

9) Plus there’s no chill when you’re camping…

10) And you’re basically going to starve

 

11) Because all camping food is disgusting

12) Once you’ve seen one camping spot, you’ve seen them all…

13) There’s no point going again….

14) Cause it’ll be the exact same

15) Every… single… time.

16) You’ll have to leave your dog at home

17) Cause they’ll hate being taken along

18) So all in all, maybe give camping a miss this weekend….

19) You won’t be missing out, honest

20) Just stay indoors

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