If there’s one thing proper, hardcore campers hate more than mosquito bites and wiping their arse on pine cones, it’s glampers. People that invade the woody serenity with portable microwaves, a full Aga oven like your mom would love, and an inflatable Macbook pro.
And now, it’s all come to a head. The two groups are settling it in the only way middle class Americans know how – with a rap battle.
But before Bear Grylls and and the one who isn’t Bear Grylls and looks a bit like Adrian Chiles form up to make Mecha -Adventure-Bot, it’s worth pointing out that this is all actually the work of the I Fucking Hate This boys, producers of many a comedy rap battle.