Mountain Biking

23 Photos That Prove Mountain Biking is the Most Boring Sport Ever

It's time to accept it... mountain biking is just not photogenic

1) Mountain biking is not photogenic…

2) …and we don’t understand why anyone would think otherwise

3) The scenery is just non-existent

4) There are no good views

5) No chances to look good on the bike

6) No chance for the bike to look good at all

7) No chance for a good photo

8) …because all the riding is too samey

9) You’ll never see a good sunset

10) And it’s pretty much just covering yourself in mud, isn’t it?

11) It’s impossible to look cool

12) Bike parks are way too busy

13) There’s never anything nice en route to the trails…

14) …and when you get there?

15) It’s too green

16) Far, far too green

17) And when it gets dark, there’s nothing to be done

18) You have to be a pro with a badass camera to get any kind of cool shot

19) And even pro shots aren’t all that rad…

20) So, rather than taking “scenic bike shots”…

21) …Maybe you should go take pictures of mojitos in jam jars and put them on Instagram like everyone else

22) Or just stick to your strange games

23) …because, yeah, you’re an odd bunch

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Mountain Biking

23 Photos That Prove Mountain Biking is the Most Boring Sport Ever

It's time to accept it... mountain biking is just not photogenic

1) Mountain biking is not photogenic…

2) …and we don’t understand why anyone would think otherwise

3) The scenery is just non-existent

4) There are no good views

5) No chances to look good on the bike

6) No chance for the bike to look good at all

7) No chance for a good photo

8) …because all the riding is too samey

9) You’ll never see a good sunset

10) And it’s pretty much just covering yourself in mud, isn’t it?

11) It’s impossible to look cool

12) Bike parks are way too busy

13) There’s never anything nice en route to the trails…

14) …and when you get there?

15) It’s too green

16) Far, far too green

17) And when it gets dark, there’s nothing to be done

18) You have to be a pro with a badass camera to get any kind of cool shot

19) And even pro shots aren’t all that rad…

20) So, rather than taking “scenic bike shots”…

21) …Maybe you should go take pictures of mojitos in jam jars and put them on Instagram like everyone else

22) Or just stick to your strange games

23) …because, yeah, you’re an odd bunch

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1) Mountain biking is not photogenic…

2) …and we don’t understand why anyone would think otherwise

3) The scenery is just non-existent

4) There are no good views

5) No chances to look good on the bike

6) No chance for the bike to look good at all

7) No chance for a good photo

8) …because all the riding is too samey

9) You’ll never see a good sunset

10) And it’s pretty much just covering yourself in mud, isn’t it?

11) It’s impossible to look cool

12) Bike parks are way too busy

13) There’s never anything nice en route to the trails…

14) …and when you get there?

15) It’s too green

16) Far, far too green

17) And when it gets dark, there’s nothing to be done

18) You have to be a pro with a badass camera to get any kind of cool shot

19) And even pro shots aren’t all that rad…

20) So, rather than taking “scenic bike shots”…

21) …Maybe you should go take pictures of mojitos in jam jars and put them on Instagram like everyone else

22) Or just stick to your strange games

23) …because, yeah, you’re an odd bunch

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