7) Which you only add to further as you try and fit your ride through door frames – *turns bars, wheels, shifts frame, stutters forward*
8) The frustration of being made to go for a hike, and therefore being so close to the trails but without any access to two wheels
9) Meaning that any mountain bikers who do pass you think you’re a hiker, and therefore wonder what the hell is wrong with you that you’d go hiking instead of mountain biking
“I’m one of you,” your eyes scream. “I’m one of you”. But they hear nothing.