There are lines like this one in Pemberton dotted all over British Columbia apparently. These are the kind of lines you think “man i’ll look cool riding that” and then set off on at 3mph, hands forever on the breaks, bike jumping slowly, bit by bit over rocks until you catch on a branch and tomahawk down the rest of the hill. But Kenny Smith, Alex Pro and friends manage to ride them.

Anyway, without further ado, here are some horribly steep lines in the backcountry of the home of maple bacon. Reckon you could make your way to the bottom without falling off the bike? If Kenny Smith is struggling on them, we’re thinking not…