Mountain Biking

Watch: What Would Your Mountain Bike Say If It Could Talk?

The answer to the most important question you've never asked...

What would your bike say if it could talk to you? That’s the wonderful question that very few people have ever asked – and that NSMB have wonderfully answered in their latest hilarious video.

Of course, you’d like to think that if you and your bike could talk, you’d be best friends, but the more you think about it, the less likely that reality is.

You may love the thing, you may even care for it well, but we’re betting that you put it through a bit of a beating when you’re out on the trails.

Just like your favourite dog would probably tell you that it would rather spend time alone with that spit-coated, 18-year-old tennis ball than it would with you, so you’re bike would probably end up unleashing some hurtful truths if it could just let you know what you’re doing wrong.

This is some comedy gold from NSMB, and we fully recommend staying right until the end of the video. Would you believe us if we told you it’ll make you feel sorry for fat bikes?


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