Remember that kid you knew when you were six years old who was obsessed with balancing on weird stuff? He didn’t pay any attention in class and everyone thought he was going to end up homeless, just trying to balance on weird stuff for the rest of his life?
Well, when nobody was watching, he finally made it to the end of that balance beam, decided to get involved in action sports immediately after and became one of the coolest athletes in the world. All because he wasn’t that into reading “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” for the fourteenth day in a row.
