In festival season it’s easy to forget that tents aren’t all muddy, 20 quid pop ups from Argos. Or that they might serve a purpose other than giving you somewhere to pass out after a heavy session on the ciders.

But the truth is the primary purpose of tents is to help you get away from the kind of crowds you get at festivals, to escape to quieter climes. And summer is a perfect time to do it.

“The primary purpose of tents is to help you get away from the kind of crowds you get at festivals”

Anyway if you were lucky enough to own one of these crazy contraptions you’d never want to take it to a festival anyway, lest some moron with a head full of ketamine mistook it for a public toilet (yes, that has happened to Mpora…)