23 Unforgivable Things Twitter Has Asked Bear Grylls
"I wonder if bear grylls has ever peed directly into his own mouth"
Hilarious Bear Grylls Twitter Questions Asked By Fans
Bear Grylls has done a lot of controversial stuff during his time on this Earth. Some of it is mightily impressive, to the point where some call him the ultimate adventurer. Some of it, on the other hand, is absolutely revolting, to the point where some call him insane.
Bear is a great adventurer and one hell of a character when he’s out in the wild. There are few people better to watch on television than a man who has no problem taking the guts out of a dead camel and them climbing inside it, just to show what you should do if you end up a bit chilly and you're next to a rotting corpse.
The guy is a man of the people. And of course, once you do something as ridiculous as Bear does on a regular basis – drink urine, eat a yak’s eye, give yourself an enema – people are going to start wondering about your sanity, your private life and about why on earth you do it.
So, we took to the hub of all outrageous comments in the world – aka Twitter – to see exactly what the general public has been wondering about Mr Grylls. Here are some of our favourite questions posted to Bear Grylls Twitter account:
1) What a way to start
i wonder if bear grylls has ever peed directly into his own mouth
— Kevin Neil (@kevin_neil564) April 19, 2015
2) The Crew
I wonder if the crew with Bear Grylls is ever like: "Nah dude, don't drink ur own piss. We have Gatora- no look here, awww ur nasty bruh".
— C-Fizzle (@lol33n) November 3, 2015
wonder if bear grylls had explosive diarrhea eating all that random shit
— roflmaozxcbbqmilf (@PinoySlayer95) October 27, 2015
4) We Would Imagine So
I wonder if bear grylls' wife actually touches him
— Matthew Dowell (@matty_dowell) January 2, 2015
5) Probably Not.
I wonder if bear grylls will come to my birthday party
— roostrboy (@mr_dr_pr_cash) October 17, 2015
— northern fella (@lancsbloke) March 14, 2015
8) Probably Not
I wonder if Bear Grylls ever just stays in with a pizza, film and beers?
— Daisy Bennett (@DaisyAmeliaBee) September 22, 2015
I wonder if bear grylls is lonely tonight as he eats his 75th worm of the day
— alex (@buffalo_dad) September 19, 2015
10) We'd rate his chances...
I wonder if Bear Grylls would survive a zombie apocalypse
— Annabel Willcocks (@Bellaltw) September 15, 2015
11) The question to end all questions
I wonder if Bear Grylls has actually grilled a bear.
— DJ Snoopadelic (@jacktchaikovsky) September 13, 2015
12) Probably not
I wonder if Bear Grylls just has one big fuck off McDonald's before doing one of his expeditions
— Kieron Hall (@kieronhallx) September 12, 2015
13) This has probably never happened
I wonder if @BearGrylls' wife and kids are sick of eating snake yet.
— Paul Watson (@paulmwatson) July 25, 2015
14) Probably not
I wonder if Bear Grylls purposely doesn't pay his water bill so he has an excuse to drink his own urine...
— Sishir Pasumarthy (@CEASEnDECIST) July 17, 2015
I wonder if bear grylls knows what a TV is?
— Daynah (@daynahkarrista) July 6, 2015
16) Lucy. C'mon.
I wonder if bear grylls back sweats this much when he's in that kind of mortal peril too
— Lucy Houghton (@lucychoughton) June 30, 2015
I wonder if Bear Grylls has ever considered it may be much easier to go down to the local takeaway than it is to eat worms.
— James Dunham (@jamesjdunham) June 25, 2015
18) Let's go with yes
I wonder if @BearGrylls ever considered endorsing a line of grills for bears?
— Damien (@DamienTheLeader) June 4, 2015
19) We have never wondered this
I wonder if bear grylls would have survived the titanic
— beckie larkins (@BeckieLarkins) August 28, 2014
20) Almost definitely not
Wonder if Bear Grylls calls his girlfriend Bae Grylls. Hope not.
— Stephen Davis (@SteveyD) May 15, 2015
Bear grylls real name is Edward I wonder if his friends used to call him teddy
— Rosie (@rosieelbo) March 31, 2015
22) We're going to say maybe
I wonder if Bear Grylls is ever just walking through his house, sees a bug on the floor, and just picks it up and casually eats it. #grylls
— Nick Zimmerman (@toolazytofini) April 11, 2015
23) Probably Not
I wonder if Bear Grylls woke up one day and thought " you know what, I really want to try a camels testicle"
— Olivia Partington (@LivPartington) April 3, 2015
...But you never know. Care to shed some light Bear?