The hardest thing about rollerblading is not disturbing anything in 1992 that could have disastrous ramifications for the future.
— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) September 29, 2014
Some say that those that still swear by it have come through a portal from the early 1990s, while others reckon the Venice Beach craze is still alive and well, and slowly but surely rolling to new, un-mockable horizons.
Twitter on the other hand, has other thoughts. Lots and lots of other thoughts that are fairly strange, sometimes controversial and more often than not make for a good source of laughter.
Reckon rollerblading is dead? Well, here are 30 weird and wonderful ways that Twitter reckons rollerblades can still be put to use:
1. To Add Depth To A Film Plot:
2. For Getting A Date:
3. Tbh Just For Super Fun
4. For Harvesting Hipster Zen
5. For Keeping Your Drama Off The Internet
6. For Confusing Your Classmates
7. For… Emm… Creepy Dreams?
8. For Provoking Predictable Questions
9. For Getting Flattened
10. For Bonding With Voldemort
11. For Convincing People You’re A Clown
12. For Rebooting British Television Hits
13. For Rebooting Classic Disney Hits
14. For Busking On The Move
15. For Going Surprisingly Fast
16. For Creating Slightly Creepy Collages
17. For Sticking It To The Man
18. For Challenging Yourself
19. For Travelling Back In Time
20. For Making Calvin Harris Feel Like A Twat
21. For This Picture To Be Used In This Context
22. For Fastening The Pace Of A Fashion Show
23. For Removing Your Hair
24. For Becoming A Nuisance To Society
25. For Convincing People They’re Not Actually Awake
26. For Freaking Out Your Neighbours
27. For Spearheading A Widespread Rejuvenation Campaign
28. For Getting Away From The Internet
29. For Meeting Your Soul Mate… Naked
30. For Pissing Off People In The Bike Lane
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