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How Not To Survive In The Wild: 9 Essential Tips That Only Real Men Will Understand

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Approach Wild Animals

If you’ve seen Paddington, you’ll know that bears are hat wearing, marmalade-guzzling, warm-hearted balls of fluff.  Don’t be frightened of bears. There’s absolutely nothing to fear.

Sure, your average grizzly might weigh 363 kilos and stand two metres high, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be friends with one. Heck, next opportunity you get, why not take a bear-selfie? #YOLO

It’s not just bears we should be approaching. Wolves, sharks, wolves with shark-heads, and sharks with wolf-heads, you name a wild animal and I’ll give you a list as long as my prosthetic arm justifying why you should approach it.

The list will contain comforting words like “Dude, take a chill pill”, “The animals have much to teach us”, and “Relax. You’re acting like you’ve never seen a wolf-shark hybrid before.”

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