We’re not talking about Mick Jagger after seven shots of Jaeger here, although that would be entertaining. No. If you’re serious about dying in the wild, you need to get to higher ground and you need to do so without precaution.

Never take the safest route to the summit; it’s normally the slowest and least interesting. Speed is of the essence here, so head straight for the crumbliest piece of rocky terrain and make like Edmund Hillary.

Hop, skip and jump your way from one boulder to the next. And don’t worry about getting crushed by one; this is real life not the opening scene of Indiana Jones.