Right, that’s it. We’ve made the decision. No longer will we dedicate our lives to watching the England football team repeatedly try and fail to be good at football. Why? Because we’re sick of it. We’re sick of England promising so much, and delivering so little. We need a new sport. We need marble racing. Yes, you read that correctly. Marble racing. It’s time to ditch “dem” soccerballs, and jump on board the internet’s weirdest bandwagon. Trust us, folks. Trust us.
What is marble racing, then? Well, in a nutshell, it’s marbles…racing. Look, we know that sounds rubbish. We know that sounds duller than dishwater. We know that marbles, on paper at least, are nothing to get the pulses racing. But, man, you need to see these marbles racing down this epic sand course in the Netherlands. You ain’t ever seen anything like it.