It’s been said that the internet merely reflects the weirdness of our own world back at us; that the vast amounts of pornographic content contained within it simply mirrors our own insatiable appetite for procreation and sexual activity.
Maybe that’s true, maybe we’re all just a bunch of wild animals wearing human clothes, but surely we can find a way to leave outdoor and adventure alone. Surely, that’s possible? Apparently not.
1) If you think this is a practical outfit for the great outdoors, you’re not thinking clearly.
2) Nothing to see here. Just a naked adventurer, chilling on some grass, using her hair as sunglasses.
3) Alternatively, bring a bottle of Evian.
4)Remember that if you want to shoot wild animals with a gun…wearing eye-shadow is optional.
5) “Look Sharon! Over there! A world that’s not entirely devoid of colour, things, and background.”
6) “I get so hot looking at this white background all-day that my clothes inevitably fall off.”
7) “You call that a knife? This…is a knife.”
8) Who are you and what have you done with the elderly couple who own that campervan?!
9) “There was some chewing gum in the grass and, well, one thing led to another…”
10) Who brushes their teeth like this?!
11) Hold onto your hats, ladies. He’s young, single, and has a beard-like thing on his chin.
12) Indiana Jones just called. He wants his entire outfit and adventure-whip returned to him right away.
13) If you’ve lost half your clothes and you’re alone in the desert, put some more hair gel in.
14) Nice hat, bro.
15) The campfire isn’t even the hottest thing in this picture…am-I-right?!
16) “My name is Bradley Johnson. I like cultivating my moustache, walking around outside, and sitting on my lucky picnic table.”