Bike puns so terrible they will make you smile
We’ve all come across times when we hear puns that are so heart-wrenching terrible you can’t help but silently giggle inside. It’s a great moment for all concerned.
So we’ve put together a list of wheelie bad bike puns you can tell your mates and pretend are yours. Then, just sit back and stare at each other awkwardly while you both digest what just happened.
If you’re interested in skiing or snowboarding, then you’ll also love these terrible snow puns. If you’re here for road cycling puns, mountain biking puns and BMX puns, you’ve never been more in the right place.
1) My mate punched a driver for pulling into the bike lane. He’s a bit of a cycle-path.
2) There was a massive tropical storm while I was out riding my bike. I decide to cyclone.
3) My bike-mad cousin dropped out of university after one lecture. He was disappointed when he realised it wasn’t pronounced cycle-ology.