How to spot them: They’ll be in the changing room, naked. Always completely naked. For uncomfortably long periods of time.

We’ve noticed a strange locker-room phenomenon recently. We’re not sure how, when or why it started, but we’ll tell you something – we don’t know where to look.

Since when was publicly drying your naked form with a hairdryer a good idea? Particularly when you’re holding a perfectly good towel in your other hand. You’re proud of your gym-honed body, we get it. But drying it with a device designed to blast moisture from hairdos is not going to make us admire it any more – it’s going to make us think you’re a freak.

And those of you who reckon it’s okay to clip your toenails or groom ‘down there’ hair in the changing room? Special place in hell.