Us humans are a funny old bunch. We simply can’t help but be territorial. Whatever we do, or whatever we identify ourselves as, simply has to be the best. Even Gandhi and Mother Teresa would throw down over which pizza topping is the best given the opportunity.

However, there are few things on earth as divisive as which form of cycling is the superior. Swiss scientists are building a second Large Hadron Collider in a bid to come up with an answer.

But they may be wasting their time. Why bother with all that nonsense when things can be sorted out with a good old fashioned rap battle. At least, that’s what the guys at IFHT think, anyway.

With low-blows about lycra, EPO use, and narcissistic GoPro edits flying around, this is certain to resonate with anybody that sits on one side or other of the two-wheeled fence.

If you like the track, it’s available to download via iTunes, among other places.

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