1) ‘The Scenic Route’ Cycle Lane

This path in Surrey has sent many riders wandering helplessly through the forests…

2) ‘The Take The Bus Instead’ Cycle Lane

Cyclists will be able to fit past that, right? Wrong.

5) ‘The Feel Great This Summer’ Cycle Lane

Marketing people call this a ‘highly interruptive advertising format’.

6) ‘The Slalom Challenge’ Cycle Lane

Ok. This is getting ridiculous. Is this some kind of slalom obstacle course?

7) ‘The Where To Start’ Cycle Lane

Should I ride backwards into the red bollards or turn left into the curb. Decisions decisions.

8) ‘The Cycle Lane Challenge ‘ Cycle Lane

As if the cycle lane wasn’t small enough already, why not put a lampost in the middle…

11) ‘The Safe Crossing’ Cycle Lane

Just outside Old Trafford, this path gives you safe crossing along the middle of the road and into a bollard.

12) ‘The Idiot Locals’ Cycle Lane

This is on the way to Torquay… The cycle path is actually fine here, it’s just the locals that are idiots.

13) ‘The Canal-Side Challenge’ Cycle Lane

A bold line in Netherlands. This is more of a challenge than a cycle path.

14) ‘The Didn’t Even Try’ Cycle Lane

We’re not sure if this cycle path was any good, but if it’s half as bad as it’s sign…

15) ‘The Utterly Useless’ Cycle Lane

This one should keep all you cyclists out there safe.

16) ‘The Something Isn’t Right Here’ Cycle Lane

Oh, well I guess I must be here then?

19) ‘The Getting Ridiculous’ Cycle Lane

Ok this isn’t the original cycle lane with a challenging positioned lampost but sometimes the sequel is better.

20) ‘The Absolutely Rubbish’ Cycle Lane

This is what happens when two noble local government causes collide. We can only imagine the tense emails between Gary in ‘sustainable transport ‘ and Neil in ‘waste management’.

21) ‘The Ironic Injury Causer’ Cycle Lane

The irony of a ‘Watch For Bikes’ sign blocking the cycle path… Sigh.

22) ‘The Straight Lines Are Boring’ Cycle Lane

This one actually looks quite fun.

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