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23 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Rock Climbing

Don't believe the hype

1) If Anybody Ever Tells You That They Like Climbing, Don’t Listen To Them

 

2) It’s all lies

3) It’s actually rubbish

4) because who in their right mind wants to spend their free time doing this?

Photo: OnTheRocksClimbing

5) You have Battle through all all the tourists to find a spot

6) And It’s Exclusively A Summer Sport

7)  You definitely don’t Become more appreciative of the mountains

8) Plus, who wants a climbers body?

9) I mean, look at this guy…

 

10) And that natural tan? Yuck.

11) It just gets old after a while

Male rock climber at sunset

12) Plus, climbing and travel don’t really go together…

Photo: MuaVoyage

13) You’ll Just End Up Going To Rubbish Deserted Rocks Like This

Photo: NPS

14) And when you’re away from the mountain, you’re stuck without a hobby

Photo: Cliffhanger Climbing Gym

15) Think you’ll learn new skills? Think again

Photo: RockDimensions

16) Climbing doesn’t teach you anything. Not physically…

Photo: Basgann

17) Not mentally…

18) Definitely not teamwork skills

Couple hiker on top of mountain looking at beautiful sunset landscape, lens flare.

19) Because all climbers are cold hearted b*stards…

 

20) With no community vibes…

 

21) So in conclusion, just don’t do it

22) You’re not missing anything

 

23) Just stay at home

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