If your family’s anything like mine, you’ll have had your share of crap Christmas gifts.

I perfected the art of the forced smile a long time ago, round about the same time that my great aunt Ethel gave me Snakes & Ladders. I was 17.

In her defence, Ethel bless her was losing it a little bit at the time. But this year there’s no excuse for bad presents – if you’re a skateboarder simply show your loved ones this list and you’re away!

And if they’ve bought stuff already? Well, most places have a returns policy right?