Ever ridden a skateboard that looks like a Subway sandwich? Perhaps a Zeppelin? Or 40oz beer bottle?

Bizarre looking decks are popping up everywhere right now. With skate deck designs generally regulated to your standard popsicle shape nowadays, it’s good to see there are still mavericks out there creating decks shaped like sandwiches, air balloons and errrr, other phallic symbols.

You only need to take a look at mad creations like Ettore Barabino’s powder snowboards to see that it’s not just skate decks that have undergone major experimentation.

We’ve delved through the cringeworthy novelty boards to mad inventions that were never, ever going to catch on to find the weirdest selection out there.

Like this? You should take a look at our 10 hilariously bad attempts to reinvent the skateboard.