The latest in our never-ending series of ‘stupid shit that humans do’ comes all the way from America.

This guy decided to steal a car, and after brutally crashing it thought that it’d be a good idea to try and escape on a longboard. The only problem is that he was pretty freakin’ bad at longboarding, so he gave up, resorted to good old-fashioned running, and got caught by the police.

There are so many face-palm moments in this video that it’s literally quite tough to keep track. There’s the ridiculous car crash to start with, the hilariously poor longboarding, and even the commentary is pretty ridiculous. The guy mistakes a longboard for a gun.

Have a watch and let us know what you think. Would you have been able to skate your way to freedom? PS. Don’t steal cars.

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