“No way” whines your pathetic mate Dirk, “I’m not skating today, it’s too nippy outside”. “Those marble ledges are broke, fam. I ain’t hitting them.”. YAWN, DIRK. YAWN.

There are a lot of reasons people use to not go out for a roll. Happily, Matt Ramiller is not one of those people.

In his latest edit, Ramillier, who’s just put pen to paper with Santa Fe Skateboards, skates all manner of preposterous things, including frozen roads, roofs, kickers made of snow, the beach, a fridge, the roots of an upturned tree, the hull of a boat, and Brian May while he’s eating a Walnut Whip.

Okay, we’ve made up the part about Brian May, but the rest are mild-meltingly legit.

So sit back and, assuming your computer can cope, enjoy this in all of it’s 480p quality. (Presumably now Matt’s on a pro hook up, his filmer can upgrade beyond a Nokia 3210).