I have no idea what this “thing” is, or how it might work, but I want one. Just look at it, it’s amazing – it’s like a combination mobility scooter/roller skate/coffee table, or something that Wallace might invent and end up chasing Grommet around the living room on.

Whatever it is, it retails for a cool $105 so it must be pretty good.

Unfortunately the only website we could find this on (where it was listed as a “twist board drift board/skateboard/dynamic plate/snake board/drift plate/skateboarding/skateboard” – they’re really covering all bases there aren’t they?) was apparently sold out.

But if anyone can find one in the dark depths of the internet somewhere please buy it and send it to us. Or at least give it a go and let us know what the hell it’s supposed to be!