This beauty looks like the Chinese three-wheeled surf board turned on its head, with 1950s-style fenders added to the front wheels for extra style points.

Well that or one of those three-wheeled scooters you see two-year-olds riding around on, minus the stabilising stick.

Either way, there’s no way any self-respecting person over the age of 3 months should be seen dead on one of these. Which makes it all the more disturbing that when you Google ‘Razor Sole Skateboard’ these dudes pop up.

Should you want to join these gurning goons and get one yourself, you can do so on Amazon of all places. But hurry! At the time of writing there were only 6 left in stock!