Former heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson once took a chunk out of Evander Holyfield’s ear, so we’ll tread here carefully. We don’t want to provoke Tyson into biting off, say, our ears. We like our ears.
Usually of course, when handed a spectacular fail video such as this, we’d take the piss out of the person for owning a “hoverboard” and then mercilessly mock that same person for falling off said “hoverboard.”
However, as we’ve already mentioned, Mike Tyson has previous when it comes to biting the ears off his enemies. And so, with that in mind, we’ll just leave this footage here for you, lock all the office doors, hide under our desks, and gaffer tape protective earmuffs to our heads.