Water; thirst-quencher, life-giver, and useful for boiling pasta in.
What about cutting through skateboard wheels like they’re made of nothing but room-temperature brie? Surely water can’t do that? Surely not. I mean…water? As in…water? Slicing through skateboard wheels? Making them explode? No. It’s insane. It’s impossible. It’s not what water is about. Or is it?