“Wank, Germany” isn’t something Nigel Farage wakes up shouting in a cold sweat each night. In fact, Wank is the name of a German mountain that lends its name to the ski resort that sits on it.

We even tittered at the fact that the cable car to the top of the hill is called the Wank Bahn. That fact that it doesn’t even mean anything, but still appeals to our inner idiot is a beautiful thing indeed.

Quick Wank Fact: If you take the Wank cable car to the top of the Wank Mountain, you can enjoy the Wank view from the Wank Observatory, situated at the peak.