Sounding more like something from the initial stages of artificial insemination, Cumtraap is a small ski resort in the south east of Germany, just an hours drive from the Swiss border.
The small town is home to the prestigious Cumtraap Ski Schule, where the regions promising plank sliders can send morning doing maths, afternoons on the slopes, and, presumably, evenings walking around in hoodies emblazoned with Cumtraap in big letters on them. Classy.
