When it comes to doing a season, there are two things that list very high on every seasonaires’ list: skiing and shagging.
Both can be tricky to complete, thanks to excruciatingly long working hours and the lack of privacy.
“You’re going to have to get creative with your choice of bonking spots…”
If you don’t have the luxury of having a bedroom to yourself, you’re going to have to get creative with your choice of bonking spots….
Here at Mpora, we’ve conceived the most outrageous places you could possible have sex in a ski resort. Why not make it your personal checklist?
Don’t forget to use protection, unless you want to earn yourself the nickname Herpes Harry/Harriet…
1. In a cable car
A cable car company in China were forced to put up this sign up to stop couples for copulating in their cabins…
2. On a chair lift
Just don’t get stuck Dumb ‘n’ Dumber style…
3. In the lift queue
People have been known to get a bit bored waiting in line during the holiday season…
4. In the chalet store cupboard
Who doesn’t find shagging alongside a mop with a whiff of cleaning products in the air sexy?
4. In the chalet hot tub
Living every chalet bitch’s dream, so long as you don’t have to clean it the next morning.
Use those snowboard boots to your advantage. Just watch out for advance frost bite in your nether regions.
7. In the transfer van
The best form of revenge, if your resort manager is an arse.
8. In the ski patrol shack
You might get busted… but that just adds to the excitement
9. Inside a piste basher
You can show them who the ultimate piste basher is…
9. In the halfpipe
Because you can’t waste an opportunity for some perfect park side pump action
10. In a horse drawn sleigh
Who doesn’t want to get sleighed this winter?
11. In the chalet boot room
Privacy among the stinking boots of this week’s Russian oligarch guests. Romantic.
12. Under the table at the Folie Douce
You’ve got to be brave to pull this one off..
13. In the fanciest hotel in town
Let’s be honest, you’re not going to pay for a €400 room per night. Sneaking in is the only option…