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How To Not Look Like An Idiot On Your First Ski Trip

Because we've all been there...

1. Do pack an array of decent gear

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2. Don’t pack a novelty hat

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3. Bring plenty of these

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4. Avoid borrowing your parents’ old ski gear they dug out of the loft…

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5. Never assume you know how to use the tow bar

6. Don’t let your mum convince you to bring moon boots “because they’ll keep your feet warm”

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7. Avoid kickers for the first seven days

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8. Super tight ski pants are a no-no

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9. Don’t take your goggles/gloves/sunglasses off on the chairlift…

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10. …And then try and jump off after them

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11. Don’t wear novelty hats…. Yes, again.

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12. Speed is your friend…

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13. …Ice, alcohol and high heels are not

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14. Avoid the punter gap

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15. Don’t laugh at people who fall over under the chairlift. You’ll be next…

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16. Ski trousers were not mean to be tucked into ski boots

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17. Keep that jacket zipped up

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18. Don’t wear decorative carabiners and ropes, unless you’re going to use them

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