2) The Party Starts Long Before You Reach Resort

“Why are we not flying to the Alps,” says the shocked fresher, staring in the face of a 26 hour coach journey. The answer? The bus is much more fun, and money may play a small part in there too…

Even before you get to the coach, the pre-trip party will ensure that those who said “I don’t want to be hungover tomorrow,” are looking a little worse for wear as they turn up to travel.

Expect banging music, a poorly put together quiz ANd Art of Flight playing on loop For Several hours…

When you do board the bus, expect banging music, a poorly put together quiz, Art of Flight playing on loop on the built in TV and plenty of half-hidden alcoholic to surface throughout.

This will subsequently lead to various unanswered calls for toilet breaks and one guy in particular – usually a member of the committee – ending up much more hammered than everyone else.