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18 Things That Only Female Snowboarders Will Understand

You will have hair in your mouth 90 per cent of the time

1. There is so much shit to remember

2. Mascara is a waste of time, particular when you bail

3. …as is any form of make up

4. You will have hair in your mouth 90 per cent of the time

Photo: Shit Girl Snowboarders Say

5. …And it will freeze when you couldn’t be bothered to dry it

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6. We’re envious of dudes for their ability to do this…

7. But we hate it when they say: “If I were I girl, I would totally be sponsored…”

7. Or they ask: “Can you keep up?”

8. Women’s snowboard jackets are always too short and too tight. We want to look like this…

9. Not this…

11. You will at some point get mistaken for a teenage boy

Photo: Nikita

12. And you’ll know that pain when you get a beacon to the boob. Ouch!

13. Your thermals will eventually go saggy around the butt…

14. …And ride up above the waist, because you can’t be arsed to buy new ones

15. They’ll give you shit board at the hire shop because they think you won’t notice…

16. You can drink everyone else under the table

17. Your parents will constantly ask: “Haven’t you switched back to skiing yet?”

18. Because you’re a snowboarder to the god damn end!

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