Sleep With A Lifty
Getting a little amorous with the folk that work the lift could be you way around paying for a ticket. Start by studying the terrain. This isn’t limited to the slopes that you want to ride, but also checking out the lift operators themselves in advance.
You may immediately be drawn to the blond with the nice arse, or the rugged, chisel jawed guy but, while they’re may be the best looking, they’re also getting laid every night. They wont give up the goods.
No, you want to aim for the nerd with desperation in their eyes. They’ll be so grateful for the affection, that they’ll be falling over themselves to help you up the hill.
Once you’ve scoped out the ideal lifty, follow them to their favourite après hang out, and hit them with a couple of these sure fire chat-up lines.
If all goes well, either a promising smile, or a look that says “let me on or I’ll tell everyone that you shout ‘MOTHER!’ when you climax” the next day and you’re on the free-lift gravy train.
Likelihood Of Success: 8/10
This may be an affective way of getting around having to stump up the cold hard cash but at what cost? Dignity? Privacy? Morality? Virginity? Still, the £300 you’ve saved can go towards counselling, right?
However, unless you’re some sort of über-slag and get with half the mountain, you’re only getting access to one lift, and only when your one-night-stand is working.