Right now, just as the evenings are starting to draw in and the chances of leaving the house for five minutes without getting rained upon drop to just about zero, the internet is swamped with articles about how to get ready for the snowboard season.
These, we confirm, are all shit. Utter nonsense. Bollocks, bobbins, and balderdash. And how do we know? Because this is the guide to getting your mind, body, and soul ready for the coming snow season. Start now, tomorrow is too late!